6 Reasons Bosch Grinders Are Better Than Wayne Rooney

Ever wondered which is better, a Bosch grinder or Manchester United's Wayne Rooney? We have and we think the grinder wins. Here's why.

Bosch and Rooney.

Reason #1:

A Bosch grinder can sit on the bench for 90 minutes and still deliver a dazzling performance everytime.

Reason #2:

Your Bosch grinder won't go off and write, not one but, two autobiographies of it's life. Instead it focuses on the actual job at hand; grinding.

Reason #3:

Your Bosch grinder could actually make Sir Alex Ferguson cry. Wayne Rooney only makes him want to cry.

Reason #4:

Unlike Wayne Rooney's recent form on the pitch (and we're not going to comment on his "affairs" off of it) a Bosch grinder creates sparks all the time. Every time.

Reason #5:

Unlike Wayne Rooney, you can leave your Bosch grinder alone for the night without worrying about it going off and fiddling with someone else's battered, old grinder.

Reason #6:

Unlike Wayne Rooney, a Bosch grinder is ideal for getting rid of unwanted old slag. Old welding slag, that is.

Old welding slag.[/caption]Agree or disagree? Let us know in the comments!

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